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30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Behind Closed Doors Close an open door by yourself.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Defy Authority Defeat a Phylakes.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Badges Collect all badges.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk