DaWastedGinger

Distortion Master Found at least one of each cognitive distortion.

Diligent Desperado Completed Andromachos's entire quiz.

GOD OF FOOTBALL Earn all the game's trophies

Tycoon Get 5000 Gems

Master Get all the stickers

Make me clan king! You annihilated a famous red pirate ace. The king of the pirates! Maybe they'll crown you queen now!

Harmonious Healing Helped Dr. Drayne find himself.

Flattery Will Get You Everywhere Gave Isabella something to smile about.

Stanislavski's Bane Helped Edmund realize the dark truth.

Data Driven Helped free Meddy from a dark influence.

Historical Preservation Saved an ancient vampire.

Into the Moonrise Completed the game.

A Vampire of Taste Showed your quality — of the very highest.

True Believer Had faith in modern political systems.

Collect 'em all You own every piece for every airplane in the game. How come you're still living in the underbelly of Granaria?

Untouchable Don't get shot by drone on Level 3

Evasive Don't get shot by turrets in Epilog

Disruptor Disrupt turret in Epilog

Brothers in Arms Rescue Pilot

Fugitive Collect all nands in Epilog

Escapee Complete Epilog in less than 30 minutes

There Ought to Be Clowns Defended a clown who didn't need help.

Two to Tango Complete your first couples therapy session.

Shot in the Dark Misidentify a malcontent.

Legend Earn all trophies in the game.

Speedrunner Finish the game in under 3 hours

Army of one You've crafted every single weapon in the game! You could equip a real revolt against the topsiders now!

Machine Annihilator You annihilated a gold security drone. They are equipped with the most dangerous weaponry in all the skies, making you the destroyer of machines!

The Snake You successfully defeated the "Titan", the frightening guardian machine of the drone security.

The Lie You successfully defeated the "Whale", and uncovered the truth behind the mythos.

Moby Dick You fought and caught the small whale. Apparently it's just a baby, so how big will it grow?

Visit in Chernobyl Visit reactor chamber after it is activated

Last second Jump from capsule at the last second

Space Tourist Complete game on Arcade

Certified Therapist Unlock all trophies

Slow Learner Avoided using later cognitive distortions.

Vive la France Learned all you could about the French Revolution.

Carry On My Wayward Son Rescue a discontented child.

Gimme That Old Time Religion Help a client find a new path.

Mortal Temptations Take a chance on love.

Bachanalia Showed deep interest in musical theory.

No Refill Complete Level 1 without collecting extra canisters

Hitting the Nail on the Head Complete Power Inverter without triggering discharge event

Extra Mile Use all acceleration tubes on Level 1

Prisoner Collect all canisters in Epilog

Supercruise Complete Race in less than 1 minute

Fast Complete Level 1 in less than 30 minutes

Outdoor Enthusiast Spend more than 75% of the time in space on Level 1

Shut In Spend more than 75% of the time indoors on Level 1

Being Doc Brown Get hic by reactor discharge and live