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Intermediate Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Catwalk Reach Midtown.

No More Lives Die 9 times.

Splat Attempt and fail a trick before "landing" on the ground

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Cat-a-strophe Try to play mahjong with the robots.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

A New Suit Acquire the Black Suit

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Delicious Kill the Apex Predator in Dead Horse Lake

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Medicine Complete "It Chose You"

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Another Way Complete "No Escape"

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Great Hunt Complete "Anything Can Be Broken"

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Overdrive As Miles, use Reverse Flux to pull 6 or more enemies together simultaneously

Leave Us Alone Complete "Don't Be Scared"

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Hang Ten Perform 30 Air Tricks in a row without touching the ground
0/30

I Quit Complete "This Isn't You"

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Antidote Defeat a Symbiote that is under the effect of Anti-Venom status

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Heal the World Finish the main story

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Brooklyn Pride Complete "A Gift"
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Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Grains of Sand Piece together broken memories
0/14

My Community Complete "Hard Bop"
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