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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Depths Below Kill Hades

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.