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Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Badges Collect all badges.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone