DOCTOR_SCIENCE

There's someone in my house eating my birthday cake Keep your house undamaged for 5 minutes in Commando mode

King Block's Seal of Approval! Acquired a sword from King Block.

Infection Inception Find all intel in Infected mode

Stardust Crusaders Completed all panels of All-Star Battle Mode Part 3.

The hell is this, a punching contest? Activated Rush Mode.

Order of Hoarders Have 50000 gold on hand.

Pet Collector Find all the pets!

You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA temporary Rankings Defeated "Alice Twilight"

Your "end" has no ending! Won 10 times in a row in Endless Battle.

You're Hired! Re-hire a staff member who has quit

Plumbing the Depths Awarded for clearing floor 40 of the Dreamer's Maze.

Capital Punishment Complete all Crime and Punishment Challenges.

Starting Line Fight 10 local matches.

Armory Collect all the armor sets.

That's Not A Gun, This Is A Gun Defeat 2 Survivors using a single camera-mounted firearm.

Power Overwhelming As Spencer, maintain 8 units or more of Bio Energy for 2 minutes.

SMASH! Trigger 50 wall rushes.

Bankroller Collect 50,000 hero coins.

Ping Pong Parry the same bullet 3 times after it bounces back from The Hand's shield

Treetop Trespasser Complete Treetop Tangle wearing the Root Rot armor.

Fixin' for a Fight Nothing gets my engine revving more than a brawl between avatars, live and in the flesh! Let's see you do 20 Avatar Battles!
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Diamond is Unbreakable Completed all panels of All-Star Battle Mode Part 4.

Beakers We Can Complete "Muppet Labs!" using no more than 40 Beakers

...An extraordinary rejection Generated Reject Guard 10 times.

Steel Ball Run Completed all panels of All-Star Battle Mode Part 7.

You Cannot Escape From Death Finish a match without letting any Survivors escape using each Mastermind character.

Meddling Kids Incapacitate the bioweapon 3 times in a single match.

Fakes and Posers Complete "A Real Hero."

Champion Finish the Battle Coliseum.

The Moment of Fate Performed Distortion Finish 10 times.

Alleyoop Successfully throw break 10 times.

JoJolion Completed all panels of All-Star Battle Mode Part 8.

Convictions Complete "Encounter."

Breakout Break all of The Line's shields before hitting him

There's lots more where those came from Earned 10 Gold Medals on Assassination Missions

Even then, I have friends I want to protect Performed Cross Combo 10 times.

Golden Wind Completed all panels of All-Star Battle Mode Parte 5.

Declaration of War Use Fire Bird Star to hit the World Government flag in Enies Lobby.

Bare bones Complete trial #40 without using any magic.

Big Guy Wants to Play Turn the tables on the Pursuer.

For the Fallen Recover all 33 COG tags (on any difficulty)
24/33

Epic Troll Stash Complete "Epic Troll Stash"

Stone Ocean Completed all panels of All-Star Battle Mode Part 6.

I Can't Quit You Dom Complete all acts in co-op (on any difficulty)
17/36

The Warrior's Road Fight 50 matches online.

Quarter Up Fight 30 opponents via Arcade Fight Request. It'd be easy with the right bait, he he.

Vanquished Biolizard Defeat Biolizard.

Work Hard Plague Hard Use Alex's Biohazard - Epidemic to buff 4 creatures with infections in a single match.

Top Shelf Reach the highest platform above the power drill in "Miniature"

Herbal Remedy In Zetsubou No Shima, use a plant to return to life.