DARNIE

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

Depths Below Kill Hades

Badges Collect all badges.

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants

Twist and Shout Defeat the Lurker Ambush

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Hungry? Protect Farthy's Snacks

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.