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Entities Apprentice Vanquished the entities with Aiden.

Burnt to a Crisp Acquire the Bow of Apollo

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

A Vault-like Mind Open a portable safe.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Daddy Issues Defeat Zeus

The End Begins Beat the Game on any Difficulty

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Badges Collect all badges.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk