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...A Saint Gets a Gun Ring all the bells in town in 'Miracle on 3rd Street'.

Time For A Dip - Reach the river Reached the Corinth River with the convoy

Smoking Wrecks - Destroy all Tanks on Senlin Beach Destroyed all the Helghast Tanks in the Senlin Beach section

Minty Fresh! Lick the candy cane barricade all the way through in 'The Fight Before Christmas'.

Save The Intruders - Arc APCs destroyed Successfully assisted with defeating the Arc APCs

Hit the Dojo Enter Practice mode

Our Gift to You Find the present in a holiday mission.

Terrifying Encounter Confront a beast within the Krypt

Anyone for Sushi? Defeat the octomoth.

Blood Ribbon Complete Blood Meridian on any difficulty level

Spiky Personality - Kill a Helghast using a Burster Killed a Helghast by shooting a Burster plant

Dear Santa Find all the letters to Santa in the holiday missions.

The Doctor Complete level 'The Doctor'

ISA TV - Establish communications Made contact with Earth

Cagefighter - Kill 10 Helghast using Brutal Melee Killed 10 Helghast using Brutal Melee

Walking the Dinosaur Spend 30 minutes with Raptor Ned as your homie.

Visari Ribbon Complete Visari Square on any difficulty level

Couch Potato Play an offline-only game. (2P +)

Into The Lair - Reach the cable car Reached the cable car and gained access to Stahl Arms South

A Very Genki Holiday Complete all instances of Genki Holiday.

Jail Break - Liberate Narville Liberated Narville from Stahl Arms South

Make a List, Check it Twice Complete all instances of Naughty and Nice.

He's Still on the Naughty List Deliver a present to Zinyak in 'The Santa Clawz'.

Go Down And Stay Down - Destroy the ATAC Defeated the ATAC outside the Stahl Arms facility

Health Inspector Destroy all the green polyps inside Paul in 'Pop His Top'.

Turn The Tables - Melee Kill a Capture Trooper Killed a Capture Trooper using melee

Upping your Arsenal Buy half of the weapons.

Now We Need a Really Big Tissue Defeat the Wigwump.

You Drive - Drive the Mobile Factory Took over the controls of the Mobile Factory

The Patriot Complete level 'The Patriot'

Rigging the Race Destroy all the rival pony carts in 'At the Races'.

Bring It Down - Defeat the MAWLR Defeated the MAWLR defending the Space Elevator

Get that Kid to a Psychologist Find all the snowmen vignettes in the North Pole.

Thank You For Being A Fan Reach The Kredits

Salamun Ribbon Complete Salamun District on any difficulty level

Let's Go Home - Destroy Stahl's Cruiser Destroyed Stahl's Cruiser and left the planet on any difficulty

Ultimate Hot Potato Get 100 kills with the Grenade Launcher.

Hello Little Friend Get 250 kills with the Minigun.

Evening The Odds - Kill 500 Helghast Killed 500 Helghast

OMGWTFBBQ Get 100 kills with the Flamethrower.

A New Beginning Complete 50% of Story Mode

Tricked Out Fully upgrade one weapon.

Galactic Hero Kill 500 enemies.

Spog 2.0 Defeat Commander Spog.

The Helghast Complete level 'The Helghast'

Time Out Win a match by time out

A World Without Christmas Complete the holiday text adventure.

Bridge Ribbon Complete Salamun Bridge on any difficulty level

Brutal End Perform 1 Brutality

Defensive Fighter - Kill 30 Helghast with an emplaced weapon Kill 30 Helghast using the StA3 fixed gun emplacement