CynicalSpade

Dear Future Self You found and listened to all the messages you left for yourself.

You Rang? You used the Psychotronics satellite to dismiss or summon the Typhon Nightmare.

I and Thou You completed the game in the most empathetic manner possible.

I'm Losing You I'll be out of reach for a while.
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… Get the horns Get hit by the Bull in Bullring.

Trial By Fire Earn 36 stars in the Protector Trials

Flash Mob Blind 100 Orcs.

Press Sneak You read all the emails on Talos I.

Is Anybody Out There I wish I could visit you there.
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Pirate Hunter Complete Chasing a Ghost.

Certified eDEN Mech Operator Earn at least 1 Gear in all Challenges of the Mech Land Assault Expansion.

Spin Doctor Complete “Run This Town”.

Long Shot Complete Another Life.

Local Knowledge Reach Hawke's Bay Mastery Level 5.

Guardian Angel Completed all bonus Protector Trials

Pocket Money Carry at least 8,000 Respect at once

Easy Come, Easy Go Steal the Arasaka medical truck or deliver 10 vehicles to El Capitan.

Enlightened Monarch Discover every location in Pagan's mind

A New Dawn Successfully escape Joseph's mind

Face Off Defeat Hadern in the tutorial.

Stone Cold Heart You spoke with the statue of Delilah in Timsh's estate

Psychometry You found and listened to all TranScribe recordings.

Well Connected You purchased all of the Favors in The Knife of Dunwall

Accessorizing Unlock all weapons in Pagan's Armory (Solo Game only)

Holding the Line Defend Cirith Ungol from a new threat.

Mind Monarch Escape Pagan's mind with a score of at least 25,000

Like a Rhinestone Bandicoot Earn half of the Clear Gems

Castle Guide Beat the game within 2 hours

Enemy of the Family Earn an A rank in all Protector Trials

Parting Shot You delivered (or attempted) the killing blow on Corvo

Sapphire-er Acquirer Find the hidden Blue Gem

Enlightenment Acquire all trophies

Min-Maxed Have 8 Power equipped at one time

Non-Profit Carry at least 8,000 Penance at one time

You Broke the Scoreboard Achieve a High Score of 10,000,000+ on any classic Park.

It's the Final Showd0wn Reach the maximum win streak bonus in Showd0wn

Mess with the Bull…. Unlock Bullring in THPS2 Classic.

Come Prepared Select a Starting Location and use an Agency Pickup to smuggle an item into Hawke's Bay.

This Is Not A Fireball Destroy 30 enemy vehicles using the Mech's Force Pulse.

Piece by Piece Place 500 objects in CAP.
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Defection Deterred Arrange matters so that the KGB Colonel eliminates Jasper Knight.

Deprogramming You used Mindjack to free a mind-controlled Human.

Completed New Game+ Completed a New Game+ playthrough on any difficulty.

Make A Name For Yourself Why don't you see if you can collect 10 titles? There's nothin' like a good title! Even Mel said they make me look cool!

The Ultimate Guide Collected all Kodama in the "Siege of Osaka (Summer)" chapter.
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Scorched Earth Deny Sauron’s control of Seregost forever.

TBoGT: Gone Down Complete all base jumps. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Brain Trust Complete all Consume Events.

BEEP BEEP Get hit by a vehicle on every map that features them.
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King of Wands Take Songbird to the stars.