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Creeping on the Down Low Wall creep, free kick is blocked by wall

Decibel Domination Use the BOOMbox to taunt ten enemies at once.

This Damn Island In The Darkest Shore, explore the entire island.

Old School Beat 10 Warpzones

Big Tunnel Enter a big tunnel

Can't Keep Me Down Kill ten enemies with your feet off the ground within a single crisis.

Don't Keep Her Waiting Complete Boat Stage in less than 1 min 20 seconds.

Percussive Maintenance Use the Wrench to repair 100 machines.
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Aced Story Mode Ace the main path of the Story.

The Safest Town Have 5 Police Headquarters

Get A Life Spend 1440 active minutes in Create mode.

Every Tool in the Box Deploy three different Augments with your crew in a single crisis on Hard or higher.

Overtime Revive a crewmate as last player standing with no crew lives remaining.

Avenger Complete one puzzle

Chases The Aces Complete 10 Story levels in a row without being killed.

Break Time's Over Revive 50 crewmates.
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Rookie Reach maximum level with any Crisis Kit.

Clear! Use the Impactor to charge 100 electrical devices.
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Heterochromia Give the patient heterochromia.

Lab Rat Equip a Research Perk into every slot of any Crisis Kit. 

Fountain of Youth Acquire the White Chrism.

Business Time You unlocked Tim by collecting 50 bandages! He's weird...

We're Not Alone Acquire the Blue Gem.

Black Winds to Darker Lands In The Darkest Shore, retrieve Barbarossa's pommel.

Sea Sick In The Tortured Path, successfully escape from Across the Depths.

Fancy Fighting You killed an enemy with a combo.

Superior Thulian Technology In The Frozen Dawn, unlock the Ancient Ubersprengen

Weapon X Achieve a 5X multiplier

First edition Complete one chapter

Arcade Champion Complete all achievements in all games from The Arcade.

Hotshot Manually fly to the Sun Station.

Prehistoric Encounters Complete Peru - The Lost Valley.

It's Wintertime! Change Chirper to a winter look

What a Day Complete any Corrupted crisis on Extreme.

Super Shopper Bought 100 items at a store

Not So Lost Memories Acquire the book of Lost Memories.

Equal Opportunity Destroyer In The Shadowed Throne, collect geistkraft from each zombie type in a single match.

Archaeologist Complete the ship log.

Unholy Grail Acquire the Obsidian Goblet.

Scion of Qualopec Complete Peru - Tomb of Qualopec.

Goodbye Unlock the "In Water" ending.

Ballistics Be Damned In The Shadowed Throne, reach wave 15 using only melee weapons.

Beginner's Luck Reach the Eye of the universe in one loop.

What Have I Done?? Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

Player Play with all 4 characters

Veteran Reach maximum level with two Crisis Kits.

The Beat Of Your Heart Replace the heart with something else.

About As Politically Correct As Fur Give the patient a... scarf.

Professional Dumper Fill five landfill sites

Novice Gambler Owned over 20,000 tokens