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Master Archivist Read all notes in all games.

Villager In Need Successfully revive a villager

Insanity Achieved all other trophies.

Rare Crafter Craft a Rare Item in any Mode

Made The Podium Complete the Season Championship.

A Fetus In A Jar Kill Mom's Heart 9 times

Late Adopter Get your first very own PiPhone.

Not Afraid of the Dark Clear The Assignment in KURAYAMI Mode.

Expeditionary Service Ribbon Finish all campaigns on Standard Difficulty.
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Season Champion Complete the Season Championship in first place.

Something sticky Beat the Depths 20 times

New Hersir Reach Season Level 5

Something Cute Beat the Caves 30 times

Better Practice Practice 3 laps on any track.

Didn't Break a Sweat Finish a mission on Intense Difficulty.

Blue Baby Kill Mom's Heart 10 times

Spelunker Boy Beat the Caves/Catacombs without taking damage

Giant Killer Beat an opponent with an online form of 10 or better.

It Lives Kill Mom's Heart 11 times

Daemon's Tail Kill Satan with Azazel

Stay a while and listen Lefty can tell a lot of "interesting" things.

Herculean Effort Can you finish Arcade Mode on Medium or higher without using a continue? Show me you can!

In War, Victory Defeated the ogre that killed King Cailan ("Return to Ostagar" downloadable content)

Shipwrecked In an event, wreck 3 rivals by launching a ship sideways across the track.

Make It Rain Spend 10,000 Souls in Miðgarð
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Cruel and Unusual Complete all Torments.

None More Dark Clear The Consequence in KURAYAMI Mode.

I Might Close Early Purchase all items in the Shop.

Fully Rigged Fill every slot in a perk board.

Money to Burn Snatch, grab and collect 5,000 pesos as Flame Face.

First Taste of Victory Win a Single Race.

Start Me Up Win an online event.

Well, Someone Has to Lose… Be eliminated in the first round of a Custom Circuit Elimination.

Sing the Iron Song Play the Rise of Iron theme on the bells in the Iron Temple.

Specialist Level a Kit to Rank 8.

On the right track Unlock the expert trials.

Team Player Play any rider on all 4 teams.

I've Got Box of Steel Clear The Executioner without taking any damage.

Found him! Find Dildo.

The Satanic Bible Kill Isaac with Azazel

Road to Victory You wanna get that fight money? You're gonna have to win 10 matches online first, sucka!

Lazybones! Try to cheat when distributing the posters.

Friend In Need Successfully revive an ally player

Long Live the King Complete the King's Fall Raid (Heroic).

It wasn't me Use the Barbarian Brew leftovers.

Seasonal Winnings Win a Full Season.

Last One Standing Win a Custom Circuit Elimination.

Dick Date Dick.

Score Master Win a Custom Circuit Championship.

NSFW Pretend you are working.