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Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Betrayed with a Kiss Find 20 pieces of silver

Thanksgiving Shoot a turkey with a Flare Round

The Seven Deadly Weapons Kill 25 Demons with each of the Seven Deadly Weapons

Road Rage Perform a Vehicle Machete Kill from a horse

Work Smarter, Not Harder Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy

Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

Robot encyclopedia Destroy at least one type of every robot in the game while playing the campaign. Bosses don't count.

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
5/8

Old Friend Find and absolve Brunetto Latini

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Friendly Skies Blow up 16 Anti-Aircraft Cannons (Solo Campaign only)

Didn't See That Coming! Use a Security Control Center to disable all cameras and alarms

The Orbiter of Record Collect 600 Precursor Orbs

Surge of Power Upgrade Surge to the maximum level

Beginner's Luck Win a Dominoes game

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Card Sharp Find all of the Wanted posters.

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
73/83

Glorious Leader Reach the Rank of Comandante

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Cutting Foreign Ties Recruit the Legends of '67 and La Moral

Voz del Pueblo Recruit Máximas Matanzas

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Punisher Punish 10 enemies (excluding battles in the Hall of Virtue).
0/10

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
0/20

Squired Up Discover the Trials of the Knitted Knights.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Quit Hanging Around Shoot down a Soldat hanging from the production line in the Factory.

Plague of Gat Kill 1000 Demons with any combination of Supernatural Powers

Fait Accompli For Stamina and Time On Your Hands and insatiable need for completion

Not So Tough Disable and hijack a tank using an EMP device

Fast Reflexes Knock a flaming arrow out of the sky with a close combat weapon in the story.

Speed Racer Complete 3 Gran Premios

Mega Spatula Seeker Get 75 Golden Spatulas.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked when all trophies collected.

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

Death From Above Take out a soldier from 50m above them

Ship Shape Reclaim the Flying Dutchman's ship in the Flying Dutchman's Graveyard.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Sophishticated Catch 10 fish

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Viva La Revolución Take back Yara

White Rabbit Object Escape 15 police scans

SpongeBob vs SpongeBob! Defeat SpongeBot SteelPants in the Chum Bucket Lab.