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Beta Rescue Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Top of the Class Earn a total of 10,000,000 points

Messer Sandman Stun 4 guards at once by throwing sand in their face.

Unleashed Purchase every Upgrade

Perfectionist Complete all of the Challenges in the Game

Noble Achievement Collect all Trophies

Vitruvian Man Unlock all 20 pieces of Subject 16's video.

Sweeper Sweep 5 guards at once by using a Long Weapon.

Epic Fumble Force an enemy to drop dynamite that kills two people when exploding.

Rockin' the Boat Complete the Sex Mini-Game

In Memory of Petruccio Collect all the Feathers.

Show your Colors Wear the Auditore cape in each city.

Master Assassin Unlock all trophies.

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Community Surprise Play a Top Rated map in the Map Browser (Map Browser only).

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

Like A Bird Fly 5000m total in the Wingsuit (Campaign only).

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Boss Batch 1 Kill the Colossus of Rhodes, the Dark Rider, and Theseus

Blue Balls Acquire Cronos' Rage

Fight Apprentice Won every fight whilst taking less than 5 hits.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Whip it Good Whip the Steeds of Time

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Releasing the Floodgates Kill Poseidon

Catch Me if You Can Escaped the train without being arrested.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Lift With Your Knees Topple the Temple in the Bog of the Forgotten

Shiner Acquire the Golden Fleece

Shine King Open the door to the Temple of Euryale

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”