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Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

A Thirst for Knowledge Restore your first memory chip.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Hogar Dulce Hogar Fully upgrade one Camp Facility at any Guerrilla Camp (Solo Campaign only)

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Personal Bag Of Tricks Finish a game session with an ability set that you customized in Multiplayer.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Destroyer Fully upgrade the Jackdaw.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

The Orbiter of Taste Collect 300 Precursor Orbs

Ninjerilla Capture an FND Base without being detected (Solo Campaign only)

Overheated Complete a Special Operation

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Check It Out Capture 10 Checkpoints (Solo Campaign only)

Montero Justicia Recruit the Monteros

The Orbiter of Record Collect 600 Precursor Orbs

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Glamping Build one of each Camp Facility (Solo Campaign only)

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Road Rage Perform a Vehicle Machete Kill from a horse

Fait Accompli For Stamina and Time On Your Hands and insatiable need for completion

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Friendly Skies Blow up 16 Anti-Aircraft Cannons (Solo Campaign only)

Didn't See That Coming! Use a Security Control Center to disable all cameras and alarms

All Roads Lead to the UCA Complete your first road.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

The Automation Revolution Complete a standard order with a delivery bot.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Cutting Foreign Ties Recruit the Legends of '67 and La Moral

Glorious Leader Reach the Rank of Comandante

Voz del Pueblo Recruit Máximas Matanzas

Well-Traveled Travel 80 km and complete an order.
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All Too Easy Kill Zinyak in less than 5 minutes in 'Save the Planet'.

Death From Above Take out a soldier from 50m above them

Viva La Revolución Take back Yara

Secret Weapon Distract 10 soldiers with Chorizo

Lab Technician Play and complete a game session of Game Lab in the Multiplayer Public playlist.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Jawson Brody Take out a shark with an explosion

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.