Crypto_Jones

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Tonight's Featured Event Defeat Lurker Ambush in Arena

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Buzzin' Collect 28 Scout Flies

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Elementary, My Dear Bayek Solve a papyrus mystery.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.