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Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

Power Couple You are unstoppable, nothing stands in your way!

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

A Friendship Resurrected With friends like this who needs enemies?

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Fashionista! Complete your first Costume.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

How Do I Look? Unlock 10 customization items.

Token Gesture Redeem 25 tokens.

Overheated Complete a Special Operation

Weapon Master Get a kill with each type of handheld gun, explosive and launcher in the single player campaign.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Recovered Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

Forsaken Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Best of the Best Beat IW best time on the Ship Training course in 'F.N.G.' (15.1 sec).

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Road Rage Perform a Vehicle Machete Kill from a horse

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

Beginner's Luck Win a Dominoes game

Better Than Money Purchase 5 items from the Black Market.

Bounty Hunter Complete 20 side missions.

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

Cutting Foreign Ties Recruit the Legends of '67 and La Moral

Voz del Pueblo Recruit Máximas Matanzas

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

I got this Find all training manuals

Pulling the Trigger Complete the "Blindsided" mission

Equine Attack Assassinate an enemy from your horse

Not So Tough Disable and hijack a tank using an EMP device

Speed Racer Complete 3 Gran Premios

Disorganized Crime Complete all Crimes in a district

The Long Con Complete the "Like a Fiddle" mission

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Viva La Revolución Take back Yara

Sophishticated Catch 10 fish

Double Trapper Catch more than one Bugsnak in your Snak Trap at once.

Co-Dependent Capture an FND base with a Co-op partner

Secret Weapon Distract 10 soldiers with Chorizo