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Are you ready now? Talk to Squidward 10 times as SpongeBob.

Revoking Client Privileges Complete the final mission in the Human Traffic Investigation

Tag Teamed Hit 100 Enemies with the Oath Stone of Orkos

Casey Jones Take down 25 enemies while riding on a moving train.

Peephole Complete every Privacy Invasion

Saturday Night Special Complete the final mission in the Weapons Trade Investigation

Basest Base Complete every Gang Hideout

Don't Need It Drop 20 Money Pouches in the streets.

Ransacking Versailles Earn 100% completion of Versailles.

If it ain't broke... Reconstruct all of the Decayed Chests

Hell in paradise Complete act 1.

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

Ding! Champion Earned level 50

Tae Kwon Leap Kill 25 zombies with your bare fists.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Fire in the Hole Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs.

Star Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Patrick

The Doppler Effect Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad.

Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

Here! Catch! Kill 100 Aliens with the Telekinesis Super Power.

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Mouths Wide Open Kill a Volatile

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Weaving a Tapestry Completed 80 sidequests.

Beat School: Guitar Serenity 1 Complete the Beat School level.

Tis but a flesh wound! Sever 100 limbs.

Up to the challenge Complete one challenge in the campaign

Beat School: Guitar Serenity 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Bass Boss Complete the Beat School level.

Steam Punk Create weapons to rival the gods of fire or thunder.

Beat School: 8-Bit Melody Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Danger! Danger! Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Kalimba Magic Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Underworld Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Basic Rock Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Harmony Helper Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Insert Coin Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Groovology 101 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Lazy Day Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: In The Club Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Piano? PiaYES! Complete the Beat School level.