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City Ordinance Unlock all City levels

The Clean Up Crew Score double-S in a silver level in each hub

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

A young girl plays a song For all the days we've had, and all the days we will

BIGGEST BOOM Make the biggest single explosion possible

Win at life Complete the game without being hit during gameplay.

"The time it takes to make the break to win at life, again"

Ink Cleaner Wipe a gallon of Octopunch's ink off

Champion... Champ? Defeat all Champion Circuit fighters

Never Tired Get 10,000 points on stamina mode Reflex Alley

Reflex Perfection Complete hard mode Reflex Alley without making more than 5 mistakes

Wipe Yourself Off Throw Showtime's money back at him when he's down

Maid Service Unlock all Mansion levels

E-Waste Disposal Unlock all Laboratory levels

STAR...t You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

Master Gladiator Complete all bonus objectives and flawlessly complete each tier 3 campaign

Warrior of Heck Complete 9 Tiers of Heck challenges

Should be dead by now! Get to wave 27 in Survival

I'll try spinning Hold the web for 10 seconds

Oof Damage 4 characters in one explosion

No Ink for You! Defeat Octopunch without getting inked

These Hands Don't Stop Get 1,500 points on stamina mode Focus Mitts

No pain, no gain Reach Wave 30 on Pain Level 1

You just beat the tutorial! Beat 3 Parkour levels

Pristine Gloves Defeat Iron Maiden without ripping your gloves

Hard Headed Parry Scurvy's headbutt attack 3 times

The Cake Is a Lie Defeat The Magician without punching the wrong portal

Ready for Your Training Montage Complete hard mode Focus Mitts without making more then 3 mistakes

Easy Does it Score double-S in all combat levels without using area attack

One man’s Trash... Sweep 50 apples

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

Be nice. Be NICE.

Journeyman Gladiator Complete all bonus objectives and flawlessly complete each tier 2 campaign

Little bit of everything! Get 10 different perks in Survival

How are you still alive? Get to wave 36 in Survival

Congratulations, you win. Get to wave 50 in Survival

Elite Champ Achieve a cumulative "superscore" of 5,000,000 on the Elite Circuit

Bathroom breaks are for the weak Pass a red level without respawning

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Knight of Heck Complete 18 Tiers of Heck challenges

Master of Heck Complete 27 Tiers of Heck challenges

Please stop... Get to wave 70 in Survival

Heavy Ultra Combo! Get a 100 hit combo in hard mode Heavy Bag

Keeping the Bag Fault Free Complete hard mode Heavy Bag without making more than 5 mistakes

Heavy Endurance Get 8000 points in stamina mode Heavy Bag

Flying High Now Get 275 points on hard mode Speed Bag

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that