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Soup In The Pot Open both soup cans in Juan Garcia Cruz's stash room.

Musicfriends J.S. Joust - Start a game with the secret Sportsfriends music option

A Weird Interest in Leeches Finish Leech Hunter with rank A.

Retail Therapy Shopped 100 times.

Selling Out Give in to the Devil

The Brass Achieve maximum rank.

Boxing-Day Test Super Pole Riders - Play Kalgoorlie on Boxing Day (December 26)

Butter-and-Egg Man Buy everything in Porkrind's Shop

Herald Finish the single-player campaign on at least Hard without lowering the difficulty.

Platinum You unlocked every trophy in the game.

High Roller Get every coin in the game

No Rest For The Wicked Complete all cases on the Vice desk.

The Jack of All Augments Invest in at least one augmentation in every branch of the Aug Tree.

Information Obtain all cassette tapes

Jack of All Trades You've competed in all race types.

Two Sides of the Same Coin Win 10 times.

Touge Fast, Touge Furious You shutout an opponent in a career Touge event.

Perfect Protector Collect 100% of the ADAM in a single Protector Trial

Mimic Massacre You killed (5) mimics in 5 seconds.

The Bird's the Word Controlled the drone for over an hour.

A Good-Looking Corpse Find and inspect all of the narcotics in Julia Randall's apartment.

Turmoil's End Completed "The Last Samurai."

Go-Kart Champion Finish all Amateur Tournaments with gold

The Nose Knows Find and inspect the prop spinner at the Nicholson blast site.

Who's Got the Herb? Finish the game without combining herbs.

Flawless Raider Complete a Raid without anyone in your fireteam dying.

The Big Unfriendly Complete 'Nicholson Electroplating'.

Skeletons In The Icebox Find and inspect all clues inside Okamoto's ransacked apartment.

The Kollector Unlock 50 Kustom Kombat Modifiers

Moth To A Flame Complete all cases on the Arson desk.

Inquisitor Finish the single-player campaign on Nightmare without lowering the difficulty.

Overcoming The Odds Super Pole Riders - Win a match with maximum "luck" handicap

Dazzling Dwarf Complete the game as a Dwarf.

I Can See Undead People Clear Episode Three in Invisible Mode.

Hug It Out Throw 5 Face Huggers during a match with Alien in the Klassic Tower

Huckster At Elysian Fields, outwit Leland Monroe when discussing his developments or advertising campaign.

Pedal to the Metal Clear Episode Three in Countdown Mode.

Ring Master You finished 5 seconds ahead of the target time in a Vehicle Challenge on the Red Bull Ring.

Auto Collector Drive 40 different vehicles.

No Loyalty Reach level 50 in all factions

Johnny On The Spot Respond to 20 street crime cases.

High in Las Vegas Recover all available Red Gems in the game.

"You are Authorized to Panic" Clear Episode Four in Countdown Mode.

The Only Guns You Need Complete End of Zoe on Normal or Joe Must Die using no weapons.

Full of talent Allocate a new talent point

Clubbed to Death That's it, folks. The club format is behind you, it's all about the leagues now. Good luck!

"There's Something in Here" Clear Episode Four in Invisible Mode.

Hard Times Finish the game on Master difficulty

Cache Dispenser Use 40,000 gold

Beachcombing To see a world in a grain of sand...