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Hypersonic Light 6 Gem Lamps in 15 seconds

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Death Mode: Thermogenica #1 Complete the Death Mode level.

A Streetcar Named "Boom!" Complete BOOM!

Frozen Asset Complete the Ice Conduit side missions.

It's My Town, Now Take over the second island in New Marais.

Gnot Cannon Use a cannon to defeat a TNT thrower

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

Ghost In The Machine Hack 15 computers in Abstergo Entertainment.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Knockout in the Blackout Defeat 50 enemies in powered down areas while no missions are active.

Conservationist 1 Complete Crush's Dungeon without hitting any fodder

Death Mode: Cities Complete the Death Mode level.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

King Of The Castle Capture all forts.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

Everybody Gets One Catch your first Bugsnak.

You Challenge Me?! Finished Chapter 8 of the main story.

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.

"Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

Death Mode: Touch The People Complete the Death Mode level.

Death Mode: Disasteroids Complete the Death Mode level.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke.

Dryfoot Don't touch the hazardous water in Shady Oasis

Open Ended Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc

Death Mode: Event Horizon #2 Complete the Death Mode level.

Redingote Up! Craft the Hunter outfit.

Trouble No More Clean run in the trolley

Rescued! Headbutt every turtle in Turtle Soup challenges

App'ing Around Buy all the apps in the App Shop

Warm up the Crowd Heat up the audience

Hunted down Rescued Special Bot trapped in GPU Jungle.

Playing Both Sides Complete Fooling the Rebels.

Get Nix'ed Choose Nix in Storm the Fort.

Familiar Methodologies Fight off Hartman

Extreme Makeover Destroy 30 verandas or other large objects.

I Can't Accept This Fate Finished Chapter 13 of the main story.

Wild West Indies Kill 4 enemies in a row using multi-pistols.

Lost Read all of the You Are Here maps

Death Mode: Extraterrestria Complete the Death Mode level.