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"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Agent 894732 Told the truth during the interrogation.

Tea Leaf Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp

Trainspotter Noted all of the train numbers

Last Orders Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

Stealth Master Made it to the cathedral without being spotted.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

Channeling Master Channeled all dead bodies in the condenser compound.

You Think You're Tougher Than Me? Finished the prologue of the main story.

Nemesis Down Cause Nemesis to relinquish an item.

Death Mode: Spiral Staircase Complete the Death Mode level.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

Cold Blood Did not impress or scare the teens with Aiden.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

Head Hunter Use the Precision ability to rack up three head shots in rapid succession.

Hungover Wake up in a haystack.

Eye for an Eye Didn't speak during the interrogation.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

Let's Do This Finished Chapter 1 of the main story.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

Gotcha! Defeat Stage 2 G using the crane only once.

Land Lord Take over the first island in New Marais.

Third Time's the Charm Make 3 jumps in a row aboard a vehicle

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

Thunder Flop Thunder drop from the highest place in New Marais.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Vehicular Manslaughter Defeat 25 enemies by throwing cars at them.

Miracles Looked after Tuesday's baby, healed Jimmy and channeled Stan.

Lockjaw Destroy every Roboshark

Mountaineer Climb to the top of the 3 tallest buildings in New Marais.

The Collector Collect first treasure or mystery.

Bad Sushi Do not feed the Hungry Idol any red fish

Death Mode: Thermogenica #1 Complete the Death Mode level.

Hypersonic Light 6 Gem Lamps in 15 seconds

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

Cole' Blooded Defeat 100 civilians.

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads

Zombie Roundup Kill 3 enemies at once with a sub-weapon.

Gnot Cannon Use a cannon to defeat a TNT thrower

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Conservationist 1 Complete Crush's Dungeon without hitting any fodder

Ghost In The Machine Hack 15 computers in Abstergo Entertainment.

It's Just Business Obtained an overall total of 5,000,000G.