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"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons.

Using Your Head Charge a Goat in Colossus

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

Agent 894732 Told the truth during the interrogation.

Howard's Train Spent time playing with Howard's train set

Exterminate Defeat every robot in Hurricos

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

Nemesis Down Cause Nemesis to relinquish an item.

Stealth Master Made it to the cathedral without being spotted.

Head Hunter Use the Precision ability to rack up three head shots in rapid succession.

You Think You're Tougher Than Me? Finished the prologue of the main story.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

Trainspotter Noted all of the train numbers

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Tea Leaf Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp

Last Orders Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler

Channeling Master Channeled all dead bodies in the condenser compound.

Land Lord Take over the first island in New Marais.

Cold Blood Did not impress or scare the teens with Aiden.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

Gotcha! Defeat Stage 2 G using the crane only once.

Let's Do This Finished Chapter 1 of the main story.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

Eye for an Eye Didn't speak during the interrogation.

Vehicular Manslaughter Defeat 25 enemies by throwing cars at them.

Death Mode: Spiral Staircase Complete the Death Mode level.

Thunder Flop Thunder drop from the highest place in New Marais.

Hungover Wake up in a haystack.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

Mountaineer Climb to the top of the 3 tallest buildings in New Marais.

Third Time's the Charm Make 3 jumps in a row aboard a vehicle

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

Cole' Blooded Defeat 100 civilians.

Miracles Looked after Tuesday's baby, healed Jimmy and channeled Stan.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

The Collector Collect first treasure or mystery.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

Zombie Roundup Kill 3 enemies at once with a sub-weapon.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Lockjaw Destroy every Roboshark

In the Blink of an Eye Defeat Super Tyrant with 5+ minutes left until detonation.

Bad Sushi Do not feed the Hungry Idol any red fish

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

Back to the Bayou Return to the swamp blockade.

It's Just Business Obtained an overall total of 5,000,000G.

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads