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Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

All Aboard! Board a ship without losing any crew members.

Hats Off! Shoot Tyrant's hat off his head.

Army Of Me Defeat 300 enemies.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Silence, Fool! Kill a guard ringing a bell.

Shardcore Pick up 50% of blast shards scattered around New Marais.

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

Chose Life Stayed in reality.

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Can't Catch Me Complete the "Mia" videotape without being spotted by Marguerite.

Business And Pleasure Earn 50,000 reales.

Death Mode: Sparkle Darkle Complete the Death Mode level.

Convince Dawkins Helped Dawkins see the truth.

Beat School: Straight Up Complete the Beat School level.

Death Of A Salesman Complete memory sequence 5.

Beat School: Tiny Groove Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hi-Hat Spice (not very spicy) Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Lullaby Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Chord Tweak Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Chordaby Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Cuts, Scrapes and Scratches Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Roll The Bass Dice Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Uh Oh Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: It's Getting Tense In Here Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: A Rolling Frolic Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Muting Technique Complete the Beat School level.

Go Long! Hurl 50 objects using the Kinetic Pulse ability.

Heavy Hitter Use your Ionic Powers 30 times.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

Getting Weird Around Here Complete present day mission 3.

Mixing Up The Medicines Complete memory sequence 6.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

Quid Pro Kuo Complete Leading the Charge.

Death Mode: Hills n' Spills Complete the Death Mode level.

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

The Hammer Falls Complete memory sequence 7.

Shock and Awe Thunder drop into a group of 5 or more enemies.

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.