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The True Mastermind Achieve S-Ranks on all stages.

The Purple Pauper Beat the game having collected less than 1,000 lucre.

Ultimate villain Unlock all trophies

Valancius Immortalitas You unlocked all trophies.

Void Shadows You dispelled the shadows in the void.

DIRTY HANDS Interact with everything in the bathroom

BLOOD BANK FULL Fill the blood bank

STRADDICTED® Die 1000 times

SHHHHHH Find 666 secrets

COWABUNGA Get a kill while riding a harvester

HANGTIME Beat STRAFE jumping map

MR. FIX-IT Fix the Burbs teleporter

SPEED RUNNER Beat game in under 40 minutes

ART CRITIC Destroy 100 Paintings

BAD PARENT Kill 50 Little Joby's

MINE CRAFTED Beat Trappy Mine

COMPLETIONIST Get all trophies

BIG TROUBLE, LITTLE HANDS Beat the boss using Lil Joby

PUNCH DRUNK Beat the game without a primary weapon

UNTOUCHABLE Beat the game without obtaining any additional shields or health

Family Ties You helped Seberian to victory in the time loop.

Ancestral Traces You found the secret study of Seberian von Valancius.

History Buff You looked at all the exhibits in the Museion.

I like clubs Get down in the disco

Blood Feud You handed Seberian over to the Inquisition in the time loop.

Infinite Museion You survived the machinations of Trazyn the Infinite.

Deal of the Century You gave Seberian von Valancius and Nomos to Trazyn the Infinite.

Main Exhibit You fell into the trap of Trazyn the Infinite and became a permanent exhibit in his collection.

Praise the Omnissiah You used every augmentation slot on your character.

"Friendly" Fire Unknowingly commit Fratricide

Crimson Angel Unlock all of the trophies

Chosen Executioner Clear all levels with an 'S' rating

God Speed Complete the game in one sitting under two hours