CowMoyoo

Paper Person Deliver at least one paper on the way home

Mechanic Restore 100,000 HP to vehicles.
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MRP Aplenty Obtained 40,000,000 MRP in total.

500X Zoom Take 500 photos.

First Success Complete an alien organ transplant.

Sentimental relics from our forefathers... Acquire all your Ancestor's Trinkets

ACE OF ACES Completed all campaign mode missions on ACE difficulty with an S rank.

For a Rainy Day Transport 30 bags of money

The struggle within Finish the game under 2.5 hrs.

To the Fringe Reached a more challenging parallel universe

Bounder Bounce to the end with 110 seconds (or more) remaining

Utrom Buster Transport 30 Krang Bombs to a portal

Virtuous Vigilante Protect 30 ATM machines

Bug Stomper Squish five bugs with a single match.

Galaxy's Child Helped the Old Man

Chapter 12 Cleared Cleared chapter 12.

Gold Rush Transport gold bars 30 times

An endless elegy... Slay Endless

Frequent Flyer Flew a total of 76,500 km in campaign mode.

Do not waste Complete the game taking 75 or fewer pictures.

Knights Defeated the four Archon Knights

Cascade Cassette 50 Collect all 50 cassettes

Mean Machines Fail to get any of the Warp Zone bonus letters

Lived to tell the tale Complete the game in hard mode or higher.

In such haste... Complete the game within 99 Weeks

Victory, such as it is... Complete the game on Darkest

Pit Master Burnt a corpse to a nice char.

Good Spawn Did as asked and ended it peacefully

Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

Too Easy Obtain 32 Platinum medals

I'm full of bad ideas! Helped the Architect repaired the Interface

Get the gang together Finish a session with 3 different crew members.

I'm still worthy Gained the trust of a cosmic God

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

Brainstorm Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Strict Mode Complete the game with default difficulty options

SKIES UNKNOWN Obtained all Trophies.

Out of film Complete the game taking 40 or fewer pictures.

Duck Hunt Collect all 32 ducks without dying while holding a duck

MAD SON Unlock every achievement of the game.

Seek Nothing Outside Yourself Complete a stage using only Samurai Fist

Chapter 13 Cleared Cleared chapter 13.

Completionist++ Earn a Gold Sticker on every Joker

Hero in a Half-Shell Unlock all Trophies

Blink And You'll Miss It Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Cerny Method Roll to the end with 105 seconds (or more) remaining

Platinum Balatro platinum trophy

My old friend Turned off the lights, from the start to the end

The Drop: Master Complete "The Drop" on Very Hard difficulty.