Counterfactuals

Down Boy! Kill a zip-lining enemy player in multiplayer.

No Power in Numbers Help a Captain survive a Recruitment Power Struggle, and then kill him and all his new recruits.

Casual Girl Ordered a pizza, watched some TV and wore something casual.

The Chosen Few Uncover the remains of all Jacob's disciples

Can't Hide In Campaign, kill an enemy through a wall or obstruction.

Quiet Time Find the best seat in the house

Animal Rider Any animal ridden for 5 kilometers.

Lightning Rod Defeat Steropes the Lightning Bringer.

Doam Bis!

Stinking Rebels Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat.

Research PhD Max out all possible research

Monkey Around In multiplayer, escape death 3 times by using the rope ascender.

Virginia I never made decisions. Things always came up and made them for me.

Cherish Our Resources Have 100 bodies collected.

Lubed up Complete the slide in the Statue of Apollo without dying

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Safe and Secure Perform all Social Club missions in a district.

Patron of the Arts Watch a play in the Café Théâtre.

Chip Collector 80% of all plug-in chips collected.

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Don't Need It Drop 20 Money Pouches in the streets.

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Ransacking Versailles Earn 100% completion of Versailles.

Tag Teamed Hit 100 Enemies with the Oath Stone of Orkos

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Pod Hunter All Pods found.

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

Harvest King Materials gathered at a hidden harvest point 10 times.

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

More for Your Money In the Main Campaign, lured 3 enemies into a single Vigor trap 5 times.

Ding! Champion Earned level 50

Woman of the People Complete every Mission

Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

A Scanner's Power 100 machine lifeforms destroyed by hacking.

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

If it ain't broke... Reconstruct all of the Decayed Chests

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Dead Ringer Get 25 headshots using the Bolt-Action Rifle

Tools of the Trade Any weapon upgraded to the highest level.

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

Greatest Hits Execute a 1000-Hit Combo

Leaving for the New World Achieve 9S's ending.

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

The Midas Trick Attempt to open the Golden Chest for 30 seconds

Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

Mutton for Punishment Slit 50 Satyr throats