Counterfactuals

Bye Bye Bluto Seashell Shore: Defeat Bluto's nuclear shark submarine

Sheeples Don't hit any Sheep in Cloud Temples

Seven Deadly Seas Explore all underwater shipwrecks.

Duck and Cover Don't get hit by Bob

Look Sharp Find 15 enemy intel items.

United We Stand Defeated the Rakk Hive, the Vault Boss, Sledge, Krom, or Flynt in a co-op game

Keen Eye Unearth 40 Survival Caches

Bleeding Thumbs Beat the Challenge of the Titans

Vault Raider Unlock the secret door in Tulum.

The Search Complete 'Charlie Don't Surf' on Veteran difficulty.

Guillotined Kill an enemy with a lift counterweight.

Spitball Defeat every Robo Bee by spitting

Giantslayer Defeat every Earthshaper in Fracture Hills

Hello, Friend Use the Oath Stone of Orkos in Combat 10 Times

The Orbiter of Faith Collect 50 Precursor Orbs

Monkeying Around Charge through every Monkey in Mystic Marsh

Trophy of Gaia Unlock all God of War® II Trophies

Buggin' Out Defeat 5 Buggies while charging

Eye Can't Believe It! Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Cannon Fodder Icy Peak: Destroy 6 icy things using the cannons

Olly Olly Oxen Free Defeat the Ox without taking a hit

You Wouldn't Steal a Policeman's Helmet Hijack twenty police vehicles.

This Pattern is Mine You got them all. You got them all.

Tucked in for a Long Slumber Spooky Swamp: Defeat Sleepyhead

Byrd Bombs Sgt. Byrd's Base: As Sgt. Byrd, bomb all treasure chests

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Good Samaritan Revive a teammate in a multiplayer match.

Feel the Heat Kill all 4 tanks on the overpass with the Javelin missile in 'The Bog'.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Fully Researched Bouncer Fully research the Bouncer

Head in the Clouds Cloud Spires: Glide for 5+ seconds (and land safely!)

Head Over Here Collect 250 Metal Head Skull Gems

Bottled Curiosity Bamboo Terrace: Follow the question mark bottles to the end

One Small Step for Dragon... Midday Gardens: Launch the Transporter Whirligig

Star Power Mushroom Speedway: Fly Through 4 Star Speed Boosts In One Lap

Blade of Justice Perform 25 special stealth kills with the knife

No Dragon for Lunch Today! Spike's Arena: Defeat Spike

Conservationist 2 Complete Gulp's Overlook without harming fodder

Renegade Melee 5 enemies off a ledge

Lights Out Kill 10 multiplayer enemies using your melee attack.

Room With A View Enjoy the view of Paris from Arno's balcony.

Adventurer Complete a match in all multiplayer modes.

Perfect Lover Cooked a meal, cleaned the apartment, took a shower, wore the elegant dress and put on some music.

Careful, He Bites Killed 15 enemies with the Hunter's action skill

Made in New Haven Completed all missions in the Rust Commons

RE: Master of Unlocking Unlock all safes, lockers, strongboxes, and pickable locks.

Wait! Don't Kill Me! 10 friendly machine lifeforms destroyed.

Most Unsporting Shoot fifty enemies before they shoot at you.

Retro Shooter Complete any level without reloading your weapon (excluding 'The Coup' and 'Aftermath').

Mess with the Bull... Collect all the Minotaur Horns