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Fast and Fuhrer-less Lights, Camera, ACHTUNG! - Kill only Hitler and exfiltrate.

Ultimutt Pawesomeness Who's a good boy?
0/100

Scavenger Biker Heist - Find the secret item on day 1.

Fast learner Win your first Stage in online multiplayer mode

Common Sense Beat the game with a deck containing no uncommons or rares.

Photo Fiddler Make an adjustment within photo mode

All out of Land Everything the light touches...is mine.
30/100

Hey Mr. DJ Nightclub - Have 12 hostages or more on the dance floor when you escape.

Die-hard Win a Stage using only the cockpit view in solo mode

Clean Me Complete 10 Clean Online races (excluding career)

Not Again, Jeff! Tell Jeff to be quiet

The Land Down Under Unlock 5 Factions

Crazy drifter Win at least 3 stars in all the Drift Contest challenges

Russian Arsenal Finish any heist using only weapons from the Gage Russian Weapon Pack on the OVK or above.

Sharpshooter Kill 500 infected with a critical shot.

More money! Finish order with money bonus

Lumberjack Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Cocktail Win at least 3 stars in all the Combo Contest challenges

Hat Trick Won three races in a row.

Paaarrrrrrr! Get par or better on Pirate Classic

Snowstorm Stealing Xmas - Finish the heist on DW or above.

Sneaky Beaky Like Finish any heist in stealth using only weapons from the Gage Russian Weapon Pack.

Cash only (Gold) Collect 1 000 000$

More experience! Finish order with experience bonus

Entrapment Entrepreneur In Alpha Omega, kill 11 zombies with 5 different traps

Valley Red clear Complete all Red Valley maps (Any medal)

It Looked Easy Enough Complete the Challenge Mode

GT-R Official Record Achieve a time of 7'29.03 on the Nürburgring Nordschleife in a Nissan GT-R '07.
The record must be achieved in a Time Trial in the Arcade mode version of the car with tires of Sports Hard grade or lower equipped.

Duck hunt Hit an airborne opponent with the Scorpion

Secret In Tag der Toten, find the secret

Super Savoyard Defeat "Super Savoyard" during Winterfest

UPGRADED Fully research and apply the maximum engine upgrade to 5 cars

Drift Line Master Execute 10 perfect drift lines

Mein Juewel! Lights, Camera, ACHTUNG! - Kill Hitler with a testicle shot.

This is just my weekend vehicle Yes, I need each and every one of these.
50/100

Rising star Win your first SSS in online multiplayer mode

Two Player Career Complete! Complete a season in Two Player Career

Sub Expert Beat the Submerged challenge on "I am Death Incarnate" difficulty

Detective Gadget Beat any heist using the STRYK Pistol, AK Rifle, GL40 Grenade Launcher, Toolkit upgrade, Sentry Gun equipment and Big Game Hunters crew bonus. To complete this challenge, you will have to have played the heist from the start.

Tilt Unlock Pinball.

NOT NOW JEFF! Politely ask your Race Engineer to stop talking to you out on track

Gladiator Win 5 Versus Battles
0/5

Rank 8 Achieve Career Rank 8
12/100

Keep Clear of the Windows Undercover - Finish the heist without killing any Snipers.

Lincoln Black Defeat "Lincoln Black" during Winterfest

Living in the Future Use all of the alien weapons

Smarter than the Smarties Beat game on Extreme difficulty

Manager of Fate Create and play a custom playlist of at least 5 songs, and earn 5 Stars on 5 of the songs (Quickplay+)

Red Snow Boiling Point - Finish the job on Death Wish difficulty.

Spray Control Kill 32 enemies without reloading with the Tatonka Submachine Gun.