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Moronic Drone Get a job

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

Road Kill Take down 25 enemies while riding on the roof of a moving vehicle.

Fish in a Barrel Kill 50 enemies by using water.

Good Exposure Good guys are heroes to others.

Evil Eats Bad guys never share their food.

Junior Geologist Find 25% of the Shards.

Drop Everything Thunder Drop for a total distance of at least 500 meters.

Community Organizer Take over all territory in the Neon District.

Taking Out The Trash Defeat Alden.

Evil Riot Bad guys love starting riots.

Goody Two Shoes Reach full positive Karma.

Back With Trish Reconciled with Trish.

Frequent Flyer Travel 5 kilometers using Static Thrusters.

Good Sphere Good guys put a stop to the madness.

AC/DC Drain 750 megawatts of power from Empire City.

Just Scratched the Surface Collect all Dead Drops in the Neon District.

Good Intentions Good guys work for the greater good.

Good Finish Beat the game as a Hero.