Conan_Rus

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Legend of Shadow Complete a Dagger Mission and begin growing the legend of Acharn.

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Spin Doctor In a single level, spin an enemy into another enemy twice.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Self-Improvement Purchase your first Star-Lord Ability.

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).