Common_Snowflake

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Moronic Drone Get a job

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Deliverance Release friend

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Badges Collect all badges.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie