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The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Delicious Kill the Apex Predator in Dead Horse Lake

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

The Festival Complete Side Quest "Lady of Slaughter".

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Don't Mess With BD-1 Defeat an enemy with a hacked droid

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Shark on Shark Violence Kill the Apex Predator in Golden Shores

Gator Meat Kill the Apex Predator in Fawtick Bayou

Creepy Crawler Kill an enemy by emerging from a Secret Passage.

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Pound It Kill the Apex Predator in Sapphire Bay

Wiser Reached Elder Growth

Survived Again Survive Again

New Breed Acquire 50% of available evolutions

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Tusker Kill 30 enemies with an elephant (Campaign only).

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

This Is My Movie Kill the Apex Predator in Prosperity Sands

Ocean Terror Reached Mega Growth

Done Done Done For excellent and dedicated field work in the field of battle for completion

Tricks Didn't Help Ya Kill the Apex Predator in Caviar Key

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

Dominating the Bayou Complete all objectives in Fawtick Bayou