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The District of the Ram Discover the Aries residential district.

Victory! Beat normal mode

Theatre Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Theatre of Magic®

Smoke & Mirrors Drive the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing.

The Twin District Discover the Gemini residential district.

MPO, We Have a Problem Discover the space port for MPO: the Murray Space Center.

The Cooperative Stop the battling. Sing Kumbaya and earn the Group Think, Party Animal, and Power Couple badges.

Big Shot Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Big Shot™

Hardcore Be your best Tetris® Self. Earn the Strategist, Generous, Underdog badges.

Gofers Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on No Good Gofers™

System Failure Make the dam's control center systems fail.

Big-Fat Hunting Kill 30 Big Fat enemies.

Speed Demon Be speedy! Earn the TPM, 60 Second Sprint, and LPM badges.

Solid Swine Finish the "one-pig sneaking mission."

Double Trouble Complete your journey of self-discovery.

Chapter Five Begin Chapter Five.

No, I Am Your Father Have one final conversation with Gen. Hartman.

Thank You! Watch the entire credits sequence.

To Be Continued... Finish the game.

Funhouse Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Funhouse™

Knight Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Black Knight™

Taxi Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Taxi™

Elvira Party Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Elvira and the Party Monsters™

Central Park Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Central Park™

Ninth Degree Delete all media.

The Chrono Slayer Congratulations! Time never stood a chance. You stylishly obliterated every pointless distraction.

Smarty-Pants Guess all the answers to Sherman's riddles correctly.

Groovy! Find the secrets of the Necronomicon.

Patent Pending. Don't Steal! Build all three of Betty's great inventions.

Clueless Get no help from Wilburforce.

MPO Tourist Explore every floor and every district of MPO.

Centaur Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Centaur™

Now, That's a Fork Obtain Poseidon's trident.

Deep Dark Basements Visit Pam's basement.

Don't Hold Your Breath Have Betty spend too much time underwater.

The Fork in the Stone Be worthy of pulling the Farmer's Bident from the stone.

Cow-Fu Hustle Get kicked off the tower by the cow too many times.

Staring Contest Wait for the plane's engines to stop.

Thwart the Red Menace! Protect national secrets from the Soviets.

The Legend of the Great Sherman Hear the tale of the Great Sherman.

Martian Genocide Kill 15 Pre-Martian enemies.

The Escape Escape Mars by using the shuttle.

Tie it All Together Congrats, you’ve officially run out of game.

Master Adventurer Point and Click through everything.

The Fruit of the Devil Force-feed Betty her least favorite food.

You're Fired! Get the director to fire Wilburforce.

Honorable Thief Only take back what is yours.

The End of the Longest Nap Save Taquito from his dreadful fate.

The Return of Betty Anderson Bring Betty back from the dead.

Accidents Happen Snoop on Benjamin's property one time too many.