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MPO, We Have a Problem Discover the space port for MPO: the Murray Space Center.

The Cooperative Stop the battling. Sing Kumbaya and earn the Group Think, Party Animal, and Power Couple badges.

Big Shot Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Big Shot™

System Failure Make the dam's control center systems fail.

Hardcore Be your best Tetris® Self. Earn the Strategist, Generous, Underdog badges.

Gofers Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on No Good Gofers™

Solid Swine Finish the "one-pig sneaking mission."

Double Trouble Complete your journey of self-discovery.

Big-Fat Hunting Kill 30 Big Fat enemies.

Speed Demon Be speedy! Earn the TPM, 60 Second Sprint, and LPM badges.

Taxi Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Taxi™

Elvira Party Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Elvira and the Party Monsters™

Ninth Degree Delete all media.

The Chrono Slayer Congratulations! Time never stood a chance. You stylishly obliterated every pointless distraction.

Chapter Five Begin Chapter Five.

No, I Am Your Father Have one final conversation with Gen. Hartman.

Thank You! Watch the entire credits sequence.

To Be Continued... Finish the game.

Patent Pending. Don't Steal! Build all three of Betty's great inventions.

Funhouse Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Funhouse™

Knight Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Black Knight™

Central Park Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Central Park™

Smarty-Pants Guess all the answers to Sherman's riddles correctly.

Groovy! Find the secrets of the Necronomicon.

Clueless Get no help from Wilburforce.

MPO Tourist Explore every floor and every district of MPO.

Centaur Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Centaur™

Tie it All Together Congrats, you’ve officially run out of game.

Now, That's a Fork Obtain Poseidon's trident.

Deep Dark Basements Visit Pam's basement.

Don't Hold Your Breath Have Betty spend too much time underwater.

The Fork in the Stone Be worthy of pulling the Farmer's Bident from the stone.

Cow-Fu Hustle Get kicked off the tower by the cow too many times.

Staring Contest Wait for the plane's engines to stop.

Thwart the Red Menace! Protect national secrets from the Soviets.

The Legend of the Great Sherman Hear the tale of the Great Sherman.

Martian Genocide Kill 15 Pre-Martian enemies.

The Escape Escape Mars by using the shuttle.

Master Adventurer Point and Click through everything.

The Fruit of the Devil Force-feed Betty her least favorite food.

You're Fired! Get the director to fire Wilburforce.

Honorable Thief Only take back what is yours.

The End of the Longest Nap Save Taquito from his dreadful fate.

The Return of Betty Anderson Bring Betty back from the dead.

Accidents Happen Snoop on Benjamin's property one time too many.

Self-Made Defeat Be the worst friend this town could ever ask for!

Being Popular Pays Off Be the best friend this town could ever ask for!

Follow Me! I Know a Shortcut! Skip everything you can. (No hard feelings, really!)

Everything Is Back Under Control Let Gen. Hartman shepherd you back into the fold.

Better Luck Next Time Learn the hard way that your actions have consequences.