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Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Retro Shooter Complete any level without reloading your weapon (excluding 'The Coup' and 'Aftermath').

Give to the Poor Donate $250 to the gang tithing box.

To England! Leave Norway

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Roundtable Hold Arrived at Roundtable Hold

FTFY Fully upgrade your hideout.

Roped In Perform 5 air assassinations from a swinging rope.

Master Ninja Complete any level using only the knife to kill enemies.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Cartographer Visit every location of the game.

Bird on the Ground Shoot down an enemy helicopter with an RPG in the single player campaign.

The Escape Complete 'Hunted' and 'Death From Above' on Veteran difficulty.

Rampage Complete your first raid in England

No Holds Barred Defeat 5 enemies with Coco's Spin.

The Bog Complete 'The Bog' and 'War Pig' on Veteran difficulty.

The First Horseman Complete 'Shock and Awe' on Veteran difficulty.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Sharing Is Caring Share each type of discovery with friends once.

Desert Storm Find the Desert Eagle in 'Crew Expendable' and kill 5 enemies with it.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Ripper Ruined Defeat Ripper Roo.

Margit, the Fell Omen Defeated Margit, the Fell Omen

New Squadron Record Complete the cargo ship mockup in less than 19 seconds.

The Second Horseman Complete 'Safehouse' on Veteran difficulty.

Sea Legs Complete all naval contracts.

Can't Hide In Campaign, kill an enemy through a wall or obstruction.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Faraway Frequencies The truth was out there all along!

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Shardbearer Godrick Defeated Shardbearer Godrick

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Diamond Hard You cleaned out Vangelico to pay back Martin Madrazo.

Rot Commander Use 5 Rot Actions in a single combat.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

It's Alive! Create a Jomsviking

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.