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Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Salem's History Discovered Salem's history

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

PARTNERS Hank and Connor were friends until the end

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Julia's Story Learned about Julia's Life

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Strange Acquaintance Rescue Jacob from the gulag

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract