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THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

Be nice. Be NICE.

Husband of the Year Completely ignore the wife

Medical professional Heal the animal before mutation (without collecting samples)

Rescue the Animals Clean run (Kill no one, save everyone)

BATTLE-TESTED VETERAN Complete 5000 matches.
0/1000

Arx, the Necessary Change Receive Arx's blessing

Immortal No Longer Defeat Sellan

Green Hills Restore the Dunes to life

Oros, the Eternal Cycle Free Oros's temple from the wraiths and receive his blessing

Helped A Friend Fully restore Vidyas

Ancient Memories Return all Mountains shards of Vidyas

Blessings of Water Fully upgrade a spring or wellstone

Unstoppable Force Get a kill streak of 12 against 3 hard bots

The Demontamer Pass all the vault challenges

Glub Blasphemed Taunt Glub and win against 3 hard bots

Qaahl Forgotten Taunt Qaahl and win against 3 hard bots

Gor Disavowed Taunt Gor and win against 3 hard bots

GUARDIAN ACHIEVE AN 'S' RANK ON AREA 3

VINDICATOR COMPLETE THE GAME ON HARD

Super Maiden Over Do three consecutive levels without losing a shield

All Trophies! Unlock all Trophies

Master of the Wall Earn all trophies.

Fifteen Inches of Sheer Dynamite Buy all upgrades in the lab

S Star Complete a Shard with only S Ranks

Secret Unveiled Found the code and unlocked the mysterious box in the restaurant.

Light in the Darkness Saved people on Deck E in the critical moment.

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Casus Belli Witness the breach of D4. Myklukha and Voronin wouldn't budge, so Duty and Freedom are foes again.

Bon Appetit! Feed the monster with meat

It will pass on its own... Die from mutation

Fragpunk Master All Trophies obtained

Mended Unlock every other trophy in Wildmender

New Life Plant a new Tree of Life

High-Velocity Astronomer Survive the impact of a Starfall

Windswept Peaks Create an Alpine Mother

Adequately Equipped Discover all weapons in the vault

BATTLE AXE UNLOCK ALL TROPHIES

PALADIN ACHIEVE AN 'S' RANK ON AREA 4

WIZARD COMPLETE NEW GAME+

Ending Completionist 100% Discover All the Endings.

Survival Master Get Rank S with All Characters at Survival Mode.

Rinsing the flags Do 10 consecutive 1000+ point slalom gates

Ride or Die Reach maximum reputation with the Night Eagles.

Capo di Tutti Capi Reach maximum reputation with the Oscuro Family.

Shard 5 Finish Shard 5

Shard 6 Finish Shard 6

Shard 7 Finish Shard 7