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Strike True Unlock 2 Bow Rune slots.

Strange Acquaintance Rescue Jacob from the gulag

Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Burnt Toast Defeat Toasty without getting hit by him

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Legend of Shadow Complete a Dagger Mission and begin growing the legend of Acharn.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

What's in the Box? Unlock the strong chest in Doctor Shemp

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Badges Collect all badges.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Birds of a Feather Flame every Vulture in Cliff Town

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer