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Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Top of the Pecking Order Win a Cockfighting match

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

This Is What We Do Win every trophy.

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Vaulting Your Way To The Top Reach level 25.
4/25

The Doppler Effect Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad.

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

Bolt-Ons Unlock 10 Character Heads or Skins.
1/10

Fire in the Hole Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs.

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

More for Your Money In the Main Campaign, lured 3 enemies into a single Vigor trap 5 times.

Pain Builds Character Finish the game on hard difficulty.

Snap + Slide 8 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 8 pieces in 30 seconds or under.

Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Some Shortcut! Entered the World Foundry

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Mouths Wide Open Kill a Volatile

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

That Was Cold Complete mission "Lair of the Harpy".

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Saw the Elephant Completed the Main Campaign on Normal difficulty or above.

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Hazard Pay In the Main Campaign, killed 10 enemies by utilizing environmental hazards.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Strong Reach Power Prof. Lvl 10

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

The Defender of Dragons Save a dragon

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Incepted Climbed the Sideways Town

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Hotel California Fight through the Halperin Hotel to make contact with the authorities.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Hidden In Plain Sight Find your way to Miami

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

Stop the Clock Time is running out

Hit 'n Run Run over 10 soldiers in a vehicle

A Road Less Traveled Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Hogar Dulce Hogar Fully upgrade one Camp Facility at any Guerrilla Camp (Solo Campaign only)

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.