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Beat a Dead Horse Complete the Centaur sacrifice to Hades

Getting My Ass Kicked Die enough times to get offered Easy mode

Boom Chat Kalaka Dunk the basketball.

Take the Bull by the Horns Defeat Pandora's Guardian

Scape Goat Win the first Satyr fight

Soul Search Acquire Army of Hades

Catwalk Reach Midtown.

Kickboxer Complete the Spike Room Box Puzzle

Head Hunter Obtain the head of the Architect's wife

The Power to Kill a God Retrieve Pandora’s Box

Get Me a Beer Kid Free yourself from the depths of Hades

You Got the Touch! Climb the Spiked Column in Hades without taking damage

No More Lives Die 9 times.

Prepare to be a God Beat the Game on any Difficulty

God Killer Kill Ares

Historian Find 75% of all documents.

Cat-a-strophe Try to play mahjong with the robots.

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

The Face of the Enemy Complete Mission 7

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Finnish Tango Complete Mission 8

SAVE HANK Connor saved Hank

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

Polaris Complete Mission 9

Take Control Complete Mission 10

Following in Father's Footsteps Enter the Syrian tomb

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

SEND A MESSAGE Markus conducted a pacifist riot

Interdimensional Defender Killed 1000 Hiss
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Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Quite A Tumble Survive the avalanche

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Reading the Past Translate a Monolith

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Tougher Than She Looks Survive a night in the Siberian wilderness

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure