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The Power to Kill a God Retrieve Pandora’s Box

Get Me a Beer Kid Free yourself from the depths of Hades

Historian Find 75% of all documents.

You Got the Touch! Climb the Spiked Column in Hades without taking damage

Prepare to be a God Beat the Game on any Difficulty

Catwalk Reach Midtown.

God Killer Kill Ares

No More Lives Die 9 times.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Cat-a-strophe Try to play mahjong with the robots.

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

Following in Father's Footsteps Enter the Syrian tomb

SAVE HANK Connor saved Hank

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

SEND A MESSAGE Markus conducted a pacifist riot

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

Quite A Tumble Survive the avalanche

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Face of the Enemy Complete Mission 7

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Reading the Past Translate a Monolith

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Finnish Tango Complete Mission 8

Tougher Than She Looks Survive a night in the Siberian wilderness

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

Polaris Complete Mission 9