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Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Reload mash Unlock the Reload mash perk

Tis but a flesh wound! Sever 100 limbs.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Steam Punk Create weapons to rival the gods of fire or thunder.

Some Shortcut! Entered the World Foundry

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

...Double-Hockey-sticks Conquer all of New Hades with 100% City Take Over

Legendary Hunter Hunt and loot 5 rare animals

Reckless cannonball The higher, the funnier!

Grenade belt Unlock the Grenade belt perk

Burning Eyes Send Charon back into the abyss

Purple Demons Have minions kill 100 Demons with the Summon Supernatural Power

Bombenschuss clip upgrade Unlock the Bombenschuss clip upgrade perk

Smooth Felon Escape a Level 5 felony

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

The Whole Story Find ALL Audio Logs.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Calling All Creeps! Collect the cell phone from your school locker.

Sixth Sense Hunt and kill 10 enemies while Perception is active

The God of War Complete Arcade Mode with Kratos

It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature! Complete your first Animus Anomaly

Leaks and Leaks Finish Operation: Ubistolen

Joined the Mile High Club Finish Operation: Hack teh World

A Thirst for Knowledge Restore your first memory chip.

Woman of the People Complete every Mission

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Beat School: A Funky Introduction Get started with this simple bass loop!

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Beat School: The Five Elements Who got the jazz? Add some horns to your beat!

Beat School: Loop Jugglin' Ultimate hip hop loop builder - word to your moms!

Lighten up Lit many lights.

Dead Ringer Get 25 headshots using the Bolt-Action Rifle

Beat School: The Drummer Gets Wicked Cut and paste drums to make your own breakbeat!

Beat School: On the One's and Two's Checka-checka-check out the scratch routine!

Builder Reach settlement level 3

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

Beat School: Does Not Compute Start with the basics, countdown like a robot!

Beat School: Artificial Ah Yeah! Robot feels good!

Beat School: Word to Your Motherboard Dance, funk, rock and house. You will master all the robotic styles.

Beat School: Text to Speech How could we resist? Shout out Sound Shapes with this unique beat.

Beat School: Machine Language Twist synthetic singing around to make your own vocal line!

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Miniroadtrip! Drive 4 km in the world while driving the Merengue from Elek Motors

Top Gunner Shoot down a Spire missile with a blast while hovering

Health upgrade III Unlock the Health upgrade III perk

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?