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Beat School: In The Club Complete the Beat School level.

No Power in Numbers Help a Captain survive a Recruitment Power Struggle, and then kill him and all his new recruits.

Bug Sized Relaxation Release that tension at the root level.

Faraway Frequencies The truth was out there all along!

Beat School: Dubstep Drum Practice Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Filthy Bass Monster Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Big Hair Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Driving the Autobahn Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: All You Need is Wub Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Half-Time Drum Loops Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Synth Grime Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Shoulder Pads Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hollywood Cop Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Fast Times Complete the Beat School level.

Stinking Rebels Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat.

Green around the Ears Complete the entire game on Amateur.

Beat School: Synth Madness 1 Complete the Beat School level.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Beat School: Synth Madness 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Badd Syntax Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Pedal to the Metal Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Axe Grinder Complete the Beat School level.

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Beat School: A Funky Introduction Get started with this simple bass loop!

Beat School: Loop Jugglin' Ultimate hip hop loop builder - word to your moms!

Beat School: The Five Elements Who got the jazz? Add some horns to your beat!

Beat School: The Drummer Gets Wicked Cut and paste drums to make your own breakbeat!

Beat School: On the One's and Two's Checka-checka-check out the scratch routine!

Beat School: Does Not Compute Start with the basics, countdown like a robot!

Beat School: Artificial Ah Yeah! Robot feels good!

Beat School: Word to Your Motherboard Dance, funk, rock and house. You will master all the robotic styles.

Beat School: Machine Language Twist synthetic singing around to make your own vocal line!

Beat School: Text to Speech How could we resist? Shout out Sound Shapes with this unique beat.

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Ancient treasure Try to wake up the lost Sentinel.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

A Friendship Resurrected With friends like this who needs enemies?

Catching up on some reading Collect one Field Manual in the campaign

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
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Up close and personal Perform a melee kill on 10 enemies anywhere in the campaign