ChocoVard

Greasing Palms Bribed a Faction Leader

Let Them Eat Cake Survived an uprising

5 Normal Silent Assassins 5 Silent Assassin ratings awarded on the Normal difficulty

The Spirit of Christmas Past Satisfy the Spirit of Christmas Past by making amends to Jimmy.

The Spirit of Christmas Future Satisfy the Spirit of Christmas Future by saving your future selves in a dynamic act of foreshadowing.

A Sinful Dessert Get the Christmas Spirits to take care of that pesky demon.

Ice Station Santa Help Sam & Max save Christmas!

Score Total Earn 5,000,000 points in Trick Attack across all playtime.
503439/5000000

Broken Mask Defeat the devious assassin

Head Games Complete Emergence in Campaign on any difficulty

Did Someone Say Birthday? Celebrate the Bug's birthday before his family arrives.

Data Miner Fill all entries in the notebook

Close Call Save a core that is less than 10 seconds away from the map's exit point.

Major Revelation Complete all Revelations.

Thar Be Treasure! Find 1 piece of submerged treasure in J-Adventure mode.

Strip Specialist Removed 300 articles of clothing.

Serial killer Eliminate 200 enemies

Shoulda Stayed Dead Slay all 10 Revenants in NG+.

Trail Of Corpses Kill 53,596 infected.

Venus in furs Deliver a Meep creature to the jaws of the SNAPDRAGON plant.

Dragon Lady Defeat Behemoth in the Treno weapon shop using Dagger.

Neon Swagger Keep the armor glowing at maximum level for one full phase

Squeal Like a Chicken Completed all racing secondary missions

Detective of Legend Completed the game on LEGEND difficulty.

I'm Machine Enough Beat the Panzerhund ride without killing anyone on "Bring 'em On!" difficulty or higher

Naughty Docks Connected a dock with that of another player

Stare Into the Light... Executed 20 finishers.

Veteran Freedom Fighter Cleared 30 unique side missions (Excluding DLC).

Schizophrenic See both versions of the dancing dream

Muso Listen to your Personal Stereo

There's probably a lot more of these. Collected 100 or more different Coins.

Free the Meat Destroy the 10 hidden barrels.

Cut the Power Defeat all sentinels

Prospecto Champion Beat the Prospecto Valley Grand Brick Arena race in Story mode
0/100

Beauty is Pain Play a Multiplayer Match with a piece of Cyber-Demonic armor equipped

Let It All Hang Out Chain-stripped 12 articles of clothing.

Soda Jerk Drink a Chilled Mexican Cola

Sleep, Gouma Defeated Gouma for the first time.

Adrenaline Junkie Purchase 50% of all Turbo upgrades.

Drive Safe Justifiably report 10 speeders in a single shift.

A Most Worthy Vessel Acquire and master all Leviathan and Ultima abilities.

On a Roll Roll 1000 meters
0/100

Simple Geometry Get 3 killing blows with a single use of Hanzo's Storm Arrows in Quick or Competitive Play.

Mine Like a Steel Trap Knock an enemy into your Steel Trap using Junkrat's Concussion Mine in Quick or Competitive Play.

Bounty Hunter Kill an enemy player who is on a 15 killstreak or higher.

Retry Use the Reload Checkpoint option.

High Kick Knock 10 enemies off of ledges using the Kick of Tyr Ability (The Forgotten Saga)

Royal Treatment Find Hel's Majordomo (The Forgotten Saga)

Life is About Learning Complete a training mission with each master.

Romancing The Throne Collect 10,000 crystals