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Hazard Pay In the Main Campaign, killed 10 enemies by utilizing environmental hazards.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Tool Time Kill 30 enemies with the Plasma Cutter

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Borderland Defender You have defeated all bosses and are a powerful force to be reckoned with

I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Wrong Way That's not right

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Adept Reach Level 10

Lab Rat Complete Chapter 2 on any difficulty setting

The Way of the Voice Complete "The Way of the Voice"

Needs More Data Earn Data Bonuses in 3 different Helix Rifts.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Master of Mordor One has walked in Mordor.

Bolt From the Blue In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies with a headshot while riding a Sky-Line.

Strange Bedfellows In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using allies brought in through a Tear.

The Wedding Complete all levels in The Wedding

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Volcanic Sunscreen Defeat Arges the Bright One

That's a Spicy Meat-a-ball Kill an enemy by attaching a Remote Bomb to them and detonating it.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

1st Place at the Science Fair Create all items that contain Chem Fluid and Strong Chem Fluid.

Weapon Master Get a kill with each type of handheld gun, explosive and launcher in the single player campaign.

Fly Swatter Shoot and knock back Marguerite while she's leaping at you.

And Stay Down! Perform a ground execution.

All Systems Go Complete Chapter 3 on any difficulty setting

They're ACTION Figures! Collect 3 figures.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Brute Force Kill a Brute

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.