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Not So Tough Disable and hijack a tank using an EMP device

Speed Racer Complete 3 Gran Premios

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Blood on Beech Hill Completed "Visiting Rich People"

Sophishticated Catch 10 fish

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Best Laid Plans Completed "Great Deal"

Co-Dependent Capture an FND base with a Co-op partner

Calling in a Favor Complete the Suthsexe Arc

Legacy Croft Manor: Finish the Blood Ties story

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Secret Weapon Distract 10 soldiers with Chorizo

The Day the War Began Completed "Bon Appétit"

Out of the Past Survive the Eagle's medicine and bid farewell to a new friend.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Death on the Water Completed "Happy Birthday"

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

When God Stops Smiling Completed "You Lucky ..."

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Witch Hunter Defeat one Daughter of Lerion

The Day the War Ended Completed "Crème de la Crème"

Biggest Badass In The Borderlands Reach level 50.
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Jawson Brody Take out a shark with an explosion

Take My Hand Complete the Cent Arc

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

A View from the Top Completed "Election Campaign"

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Quite the Collection Collected 15 vehicles in the Garage

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Into the Lion's Den Completed "Just For Relaxation"

That Last Big Score Completed "Moonlighting"

Sure Thing, Boss Unlocked all Associates

A Life of Crime Completed the game on Easy, Medium, or Hard difficulty

Friends and Family Completed "The Death of Art"

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

The Benefit of All Beings Build your Legend on Iki Island to earn the title Legacy Redeemer.

Undying Tradition Complete the Yaran Story "Triada Blessings"

The Daughters of Lalaia Complete The Daughters of Lalaia.

The Witch Bottles Baba Yaga: Unearth all Survival Caches in the Wicked Vale

Loyal Army Recruit 5 Amigos

Little Late for That You helped Enzo escape

Treasures of the Past Complete all Mythic Tales on Iki Island.

Strutting His Stuff Equip Chicharrón with the Motherclucker Outfit

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Equilibrium Complete 3 Cairn challenges