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Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Deliverance Release friend

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

He's Here, There, Everywhere! Destroy a Mr. Everywhere statuette.

Scavenger Unlock assault perk 3

Hardened Unlock demolition perk 8

Can't Catch Me Complete the "Mia" videotape without being spotted by Marguerite.

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway

Gone to Hell Complete Chapter 1 in Leon's campaign.

Nice Try Put an unrelated object on a shadow plinth.

Maximum Power! Collect 101 Power Cells

Things Got Personal Finish off an enemy with the knife.

Vampire Unlock stealth perk 6

Shotgun magazine + Unlock tactical perk 5

Perfect Crime Clean Manfred's shop of evidence + Let Lauren, Hassan and Kramer die + Kill Madison and Jayden + Origami Killer free

All that glitters Collect 25 gold items

AR magazine + Unlock tactical perk 6

Endurance II Unlock assault perk 5

Open Your Eyes Use psychostimulants.

Feeeed Meeeee! Die.

Marksman magazine + Unlock tactical perk 7

You Ain't Gettin' Away Escape to the yard.

Buried Secrets Complete Chapter 2 in Leon's campaign.

Vaporize Unlock demolition perk 6

Rune Master Acquire an extremely precious Caryll Rune.

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