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House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Playing Catch Catch a Brute or Leviathan Pod using Kinesis

Intellectual Rescue the fourth hostage from Riddler

Altruist Acolyte Deliver an unsuspecting victim to the Altruist Cult.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Perfect Lover Cooked a meal, cleaned the apartment, took a shower, wore the elegant dress and put on some music.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

The Witcher's Gone South Travel to the Duchy of Toussaint.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Time For Tutorial Collect everything in Spongebob's House

Hairdresser Kill five enemies in rapid succession with a headshot.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Possessive Spy Finished the mission using only the Sheik.

Pacta Sunt Servanda Finish the "Hearts of Stone" expansion.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

Jellyfish Jam Defeat Jellyfish King

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Making a Monster Built the New Car: Monster

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Getaway Complete "Desperate Escape" on any difficulty setting.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Brawler Kill at least 30 enemies with a melee attack

Chose Afterlife Entered the Infraworld.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Brainteaser Rescue the fifth hostage from Riddler

Spatula Seeker Collect 10 Golden Spatulas

The Guide Collect all Virgil commentaries

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Flawless Freeflow Fighter 2.0 Complete one combat challenge without taking damage (any character)

Picked Clean All Left Behind collectibles found

Wanted: Alive or Alive Deliver a bail bond target alive.

Rad Steez, Bro! Slide downhill uninterrupted for at least 10 seconds.