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Transcendental Activate a rank 1 Boost three times.
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Snowstorm Stealing Xmas - Finish the heist on DW or above.

I Got Better Contract and cure the plague

New Area Kill Hush for the first time

Leave my girl alone Save Bonnie!

Burn Notice Complete "Rebirth" and "Redemption" on Veteran difficulty.

Merciful Don't kill anyone during main quest line (except Runt).

The Pacifist Murky Station - Finish the job without anyone in the crew killing anyone.

Our Prudent Friend Listen to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes

Super Duper Combo When playing Skullbreaker, build a combo of size 10 or larger.

High Speed Low Drag Kill an enemy right after performing a speed reload.

True Detective Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

Dungeon Crawler In a public match, complete the generator inside the torture room in the Forgotten Ruins and escape.

Fully Loaded Fully upgrade a ranged weapon.

Higher Power Activate a rank 3 Boost.

Keep Clear of the Windows Undercover - Finish the heist without killing any Snipers.

Spray Control Kill 32 enemies without reloading with the Tatonka Submachine Gun.

Man's Worst Friend Get mauled by a guard dog.

Thanks for all the fish! Had a fleet of 3 Fishing Trawlers

Omnitheist Completed a match with a god from all Pantheons. (Versus or Ranked)

King of Kings Win the street and tranny ender contests

Aggro Racer Sideswipe 75 opponents

Quirks of Fate - Qinghe Complete 3 Encounters in Qinghe.
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Bless You Bless a Hex totem 20 times in public matches.
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The Floor is Lava Don't touch the ground for 60 seconds.

Blackout Murky Station - Finish the job on Death Wish difficulty.

Balanced Warrior Craft all short swords

Distant Warrior Craft all bows

Bam, Bam, Win! Winning 300 matches will put the word out for Matsuda Jiu-Jitsu! It'll be like, "the succesor or Matsuda Jiu-Jitsu, Laura Matsuda is right here!"

Legend Status Accomplishments Win 50 times on Hard difficulty or higher in one session (Single Player)

Friends in Low Places Tame a bug as a pet

Real Musor Thar she blows

Adept Blight  Achieve a merciless victory with The Blight using only his 3 unique perks in a public match. 

Adept Cage Escape with Nicolas Cage using only his 3 unique perks in a public match.

Dead Men Tell No Tales You were so preoccupied with whether you could, that you didn't stop to think if you should.

Archipelagist Set foot on every island

Alpha Ascension You Ascended off the ARK, at Alpha level!

Adept Sable Escape with Sable using only her 3 unique perks in a public match.

Physical Perfection Upgrade your vitality gauge to max.
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Cat Burglar In Thomasina House - Collect all fake cats

Eternal Eclipse Kill Lunaris and Solaris.

Cracking Skulls In The Beast From Beyond, complete Skullbreaker.

Stylin' Purchase your first item in the Appearance menu.

Beta Ascension You Ascended off the ARK, at Beta level!

True Connoisseur Steal the painting by Shanda Latrell in Under the Surphaze on Very Hard or above.

Biological Weaponry Down Contaminated Survivors with The Nemesis 65 times in public matches using Tentacle Strike.
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Hedgehog Get 10 or more arrows stuck in a Bulldozer at the same time.

Red Snow Boiling Point - Finish the job on Death Wish difficulty.

Heavy Warrior Craft all big swords

Peace sells Find a way to open the barrier without harming any mushrooms.