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Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

The Auror's Apprentice Find the Map Chamber as a Hufflepuff

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

World Raider Collect all 27 Artifacts
0/27

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

Finishing Touches Use Ancient Magic on every enemy in the game
33/34

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

The Good Samaritan Complete all side quests
45/57

Rewards Card Earn a Loyalty Package from each weapon manufacturer.
6/9

But Doctor, I Am Butcho Slay a killer clown and get your blood sample back to Dr. Reed.

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Forsaken Survivalist Complete a game of Survivors on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Elevated Mind Kill 25 Airborne Rangers
18/25

Dark Rider Ride for 100 miles
0/5280000

Nobody's Perfect Played Jak X Combat Racing

The Quick Driver Complete a Time Bomb Death Run

Bubble Binger Collect a full chain of Timed Score Bubbles 30 times.
27/30

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Red Dawn Complete 'Wolverines!' and 'Exodus' on Veteran difficulty.

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

Our Little Secret Don't worry. We won't tell if you don't.

The Jedi Path Fully upgrade 3 skill trees

My Name is Lincoln Clay You jammed a knife through Santangelo's head

Angel Knives Defeat Black Fang without getting hit

Daddy Wants a New Grill Collect all hood ornaments

Riposte Parry a Force Pull resisting enemy

Ultimate Predator Hunt all Mythical Animals (Solo Campaign only)

Prisoner 627 Complete 'The Only Easy Day... Was Yesterday' and 'The Gulag' on Veteran difficulty.

Can't Handle the Truth Learn the truth about what you are as dark secrets are revealed.

Stop and Smell the Roses Complete all Wasteland Missions

Quick Killer Kill eight enemies in two seconds.

Recovered Survivalist Complete a game of Survivors on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

Freeflow Combo 40 Complete a combo of 40 moves (any play mode)

Ends Justify the Means Complete 'Contingency' on Veteran difficulty.

The Price of War Complete the single player campaign on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

The Nature of the Beast Breed every type of beast
5/12

The People's Hero Complete a Heroic public event.

No Brainer Destroy all scarecrows

Full Power Collect the maximum amount of lifestones

Aerial Predator Kill 160 enemies while on the angelic beast
0/160

Like Riding a Bike Find Patton and convince him to fly you out of Hell-A.

Homecoming Complete 'Of Their Own Accord', 'Second Sun', and 'Whiskey Hotel' on Veteran difficulty.

A Strong Foundation Complete all Missions in the Foundation
1/6

Pink Eye Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Knit Sack region around Pink Eye's Stronghold